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SO THIS VLOGGG IS ESSENTIALLY DEAD. IT HAS BEEN FOR AROUND 3 YEARS ANYWAY. BUT IT LIVES ON OVER AT MY NEW WEBSITE VALIENTHIMSELF.COM I...

HEY! ROCKNOWLEDGY IS BACK! AFTER A LONG HIATUS, I'VE GOT TONS OF NEW EPISODES IN THE PIPES. THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF THEM COMING S...

YO, I DESIGNED A TSHIRT FOR MY BOYS IN RED FANG, IN COLLABORATION WITH BIFOCAL MEDIA.  THEY'RE LIMITED TO 300 SO SNAG ONE FAST HERE: ...

Brief Lives played a weird show that was double booked with six metal bands in Vegas last month.  We had to play last which was after 2:30 ...

THORRIORS!!! Here you go! In anticipation of our very first trip to South America coming up in May... We reflect on our very first trip to ...

Tell yer homeboys- Brief Lives are coming to town!! March  2- Richmond, VA @ Strange Matter w/ Pile 3- Raleigh, NC @ Slim's w/ Uphea...

Alahoyus Rocknowledgists, Thorriors, and other disreputables! Its finally time for episode 44 of Rocknowledgy. Valient Thorr has just re...

"Are the meek inheriting the earth?" - Prosser "Listen lady I need any computer to tell me I'm in way over my head...

"Nonsense! What kind of a dodo do you take me for? Human hair grows only half an inch a month, no more." - Teacher "Qu...

"There's something about blasting the shit out of a razorback that brightens up my whole day." - Jake "Now listen ...

"You know Mary Ann there are times when I... when I wake up in the morning and I look at this guy in the mirror and I say "Wh...

"We reserve the right... to refuse service... to ASSHOLES like YOU." - Vunk "That fat motherfucker right there. That f...

Alahoyus Rocknowledgists and Thorriors! We're back after a small break. And this one comes on the heels of Record Store Day. On this...

"You've overstepped your line again, Bub. There's a creator's highest law that keeps you in your dark place and yet yo...

"I'm an angel. I kill firstborns while their mamas watch. I turn cities into salt. I even, when I feel like it, rip the souls ...

"Most people have a full measure of life... and most people just watch it slowly drip away. But if you can summon it all up... at ...

"If you'll notice the arterial nature of the blood coming from the hole in my head, you can assume that we're all having a...