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"Two crippled brothers, one indestructable force. Revenge against all odds!!" So reads the box of our next masterpiece. For this ...

ok, so I thinking about bad flicks, and I asked myself, what were my favorites growing up? What were the ones that made my hair stand on en...

growing up, after cartoons were over on saturday mornings, the local tv stations would have matinee theater all afternoon, starting with som...

-[peering into bag that Jeffrey brought] Detective Williams: "That's a human ear all right." *** -Frank Booth: "Don't...

a favorite of mine for years... one of the first, and one of THE goriest japanese flicks of all time. Based on a comic book of the same name...

So, after years of looking for a copy (it has never had a dvd release and has long been out of print on vhs) I finally got to witness ol Jon...

Fucking H. You know it. You've seen it, and you don't remember it. You need to go rent it again for the first five minutes alon...

One of the final great "spaghetti westerns", KEOMA was a last hurrah and a shining triumph of what the genre had been, and could h...

ALAHOYUS TRUE BELIEVERS! The day has finally arrived. Tomorrow, we launch out with our friends MASTODON, BETWEEN THE BURIED AND ME, & BA...

wow, here's a hard to find horror classic. and after checking out the critic's reviews, it seems like a lot of people didn't en...

with an impending remake in the can, and a whole franchise of sequels, including a tv show to tempt me into watching more, I decided to revi...

"It is the future", except for everything sucks and the cars look like its the past, and the robots are pretty shitty. But you do...

wow. i will never ceased to be amazed by the flicks that are out there. i was so curious about the sequel to Beastmaster after watching th...

Valient Thorr Euro Summer Tourdates 2010 Alahoyus to you all today! We will be hitting the road this summer in Europe. Here are the initial ...

what a score! I found this on DVD for $3.99. A favorite of mine from way back in my Venusian days, Marc Singer, John Amos, and Rip Torn sta...

the 11th James Bond flick, Roger Moore takes the franchise all over the fucking world and I guess you could say "out of this world...

"His name is Deth. He hunts Trancers. Even in the 20th Century." Such is the tag line of this totally amazing flick that I rememb...

perhaps the WORST WORST movie I've ever seen EVER. with probably the BEST movie posters I've ever seen. I seriously started and tr...

Pretty much the total opposite of the last movie I reviewed (Rockers), this movie is not awesome at all, and almost 100% bad. let's say...

Nothing at all "bad" about this film/pseudo-documentary. Only awesome... Set in Kingston, Jamaica in 1978, ROCKERS follows Leroy ...

Alahoyus everyone. Today, I tackled a monster of a horrible flick. Horrible because it was horrible, and horrible because what happens to ...

alahoyus brollums y broskeetas. here before you lies an amazing gem of a movie. I was trying to remember when and where I first encountere...

hello everyone. ive been watching a lot of steve martin, chevy chase, martin short, john candy, and dan akroyd flicks lately, and they are ...