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"I am *wide* open for suggestions right now!" - Quint "Don't fuck with the government!" - Johnson "There's ...

"I don't know but we're trying like Hell to find out." - Frank "Well it sounds like BULLSHIT to me" - old man ...

After a few week hiatus, we are finally back with episode 28! thanx to all of the Thorriors and Rocknowledgists who came out to see us the l...

"Oh, believe me, that's enough! But the worst thing is, if you so much as set a foot in the Bog of Stench, you'll smell bad for...

"Ooh, bazonkers! I never counted on bazonkers." - Ugly Hattie " Is good, ya? Is funny?" - Fejos "Do you smell perfu...

"The poor masterpiece became so crazed he believed a single tear drop could save him. And after many cruel deeds he died. Never knowin...

I was bummed to hear about the death of Michael Davis. We were fortunate enough to meet and play with DKT (Davis, Kramer, Thompson) the sur...

"Fanny, look, snakes only come out like that once a year. " - Jaime "I'm not a dork, I'm Italian!" - Flash ...

"You slime. You filth. I'm gonna tear you apart. I'm gonna rip yer fuckin' eyes out." - Alan "You killed my Bo...

YAW. How lovey can you get? This is your sexual chocolate filled episode straight up hot off the presses. Listen to it in the bedroom, unde...

"The word "impossible," Mr. Booth, is only found in the dictionary of fools." - Dr. Hans Reinhardt "To quote Cicero...

"Eckhart saw Hell too. He said: The only thing that burns in Hell is the part of you that won't let go of life, your memories, your...

"From now on the essence of this hotel will be speed. If a customer askes you for a three-minute egg, give it to him in two minutes. If...