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"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the...

YO! Alahoyus one and all! Hello to you all from the road! Recorded this week's episode at The Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis, ...

"I was born to murder the world." - Nix "You ever watched a man die? If you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the sou...

"Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent? " - Ne...

"You're stewed, buttwad!" - Chet "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?" - Wyatt "Ceremoni...

yoyoyo Alahoyus true believers, wild thangs, rocknowledgists, brollums, broskeetas, and thorriors. Me and the T6000 made this for you today...

" It's all life until your dead" - Dwayne Hoover "Breakfast of champions, Mr. Hoover!" - Maid "Mod...

" You ever fuck a mutant?" - Benny "What's bullshit Mr. Quaid? Afraid to admit that you're having a schizo paran...

" And crawling, on the planet's face, some insects, called the human race. Lost in time, and lost in space... and meaning." ...

" Chill out, Winslow. We just went to an all night drug store to get some medicine. And it worked." - Albert "Too damn sk...