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"Don't you know who I am? I am Chocolate-Chip Charlie! My hands are registered with the mid-New Jersey police as lethal weapons, an...

"*No!* *No more talk!* We go in! We kill! Kill! We kill 'em! They kill us, we kill them! Kill 'em! Kill 'em! Kill! Kill!...

"Abashed the Devil stood and felt how awful goodness is. " - T Bird "I got trouble. One of my crew got himself perished. Tin...

"Shut up, Paul. Now I've seen a lot of bullshit. Angel dust. Switchblades. Sexually perverse photography exibits involving tennis r...

Alahoyus one and all. Thank you to all Thorriors and Rocknowledgists out there. Today we have a very special guest who throws us a very ...

"You know what, Matt? It's amazing what you can do... when you don't have to look at yourself in the mirror any more." - S...

"The battle for the mind of North America will be fought in the video arena: the Videodrome. The television screen is the retina of the...

YO! Alahoyus one and all! Hello to you all from the road! Recorded this week's episode at The Triple Rock Social Club in Minneapolis, ...

"I was born to murder the world." - Nix "You ever watched a man die? If you watch very closely, you can sometimes see the sou...

"Dodgson, Dodgson, we have Dodgson here! See? Nobody cares. Nice hat! What are ya tryin' to look like - a secret agent? " - Ne...

"You're stewed, buttwad!" - Chet "Gary?... By the way, why are we wearing bras on our heads?" - Wyatt "Ceremoni...