Valient's Vloggg

"Roger, maybe you ought to get yourself a change of clothes. Being dead isn't something you should advertise." - Doug ...

"Did you see the one where Papa Smurf took a crutch and smashed the shit out of a guy with a red hat? Did you see that one? You wan...

"Well, it is a pot luck. And believe me, when they open that pot they're gonna need all the luck they can get." - Elvira ...

" I've got a little challenge for you, Sark - a new recruit. He's a tough case, but I want him treated in the usual manner....

"That's enough! I have better things to do than listen to hysterical fantasies. What happened to Karen was a tragedy that touche...

Hello everyone! I decided to make an Etsy shop for my paintings & drawings. Still taking commissions but here's some stuff I have ...

"Never dig up. Up is Hell." - Mine Robot "Don't bother with the shields. That bot's about to get a laser-enema....

"She's resisting. I'm going to have to force her to tell me. Despite appearances, this women is a masochist. An extreme mas...

"Mmhmmhahahaha...blood....I want your hot...steaming....pussy blood... all over my face...hahahaha" - Billy Eye "Yer craz...

Alahoyus Thorriors, Rocknowledgists, True Believers, and other assorted various characters!!! Time now for the 35th episode of Rocknowledg...

"Hey, don't you know who I am? I'm C. Thomas Howell! I was the black dude in "Soul Man"!" - C. Thomas Howell ...

Hey everyone. I've got brand new prints from my art show LIVIN' FOR THE $ITY, hand numbered and signed in a limited edition of 50. ...

"There's somebody else here there's somebody in the castle!" - Rebecca "Giorgio D'Orsino- he was never burried! S...