Valient's Vloggg

"Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darknes...

"Piss on you, and piss on your law." - Rubber Duck "You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I...

"You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato." - Joe ...

"When the Jews return to Zion / And a comet rips the sky / And the Holy Roman Empire rises, / Then You and I must die. / From the e...

"The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never...

"Okay Paula, could you stop eating, we don't want to see the crumbs on your toenails. Kev, could you just get rid of that stuf...

"Now you listen to me Dobson, and you listen good. That sonofabitch, whereeva they got him hid out healin up there, he shows himse...

"I call it... the hot dog tree, because... it's a hot dog tree." - Pee-Wee "It's Abraham Lincoln! May I have yo...

"I'm gonna take, and take, and take, till they ain't got nothin left to give but BLOOD!... And I'm gonna take that, one...

"Space Herpes. Dormant form. uh - Keep away from heat and - uh - moisture. Extremely dangerous when activated. Antibody - oh boy - ...