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Excelsior Rocknowledgists! I'd like to announce that I have enough sponsors to move forward with the new episodes of Rocknowledgy and it...

A company has pledged to sponsor a portion of the show for one year. That's 12 months, 12 ads on 12 shows for $60. If I get three more...

Alahoyus Rocknowledgists! So, I want to keep doing Rocknowledgy, but the service I use to keep it on iTunes and posted up so everyone can h...

"...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will dro...

"Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! *FUCCKKKK YOOOOUUU!!!* - Val "There's no way Walter Chang'...

"You're a tough little bitch, aren't you? I like that. But I don't give second warnings. So consider yourself suspended...

"Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" b...

"Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darknes...

"Piss on you, and piss on your law." - Rubber Duck "You oughta be shot right where you're standing! So help me if I...

"You know Myra, some people might think you're cute. But me, I think you're one very large baked potato." - Joe ...

"When the Jews return to Zion / And a comet rips the sky / And the Holy Roman Empire rises, / Then You and I must die. / From the e...

"The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never...

"Okay Paula, could you stop eating, we don't want to see the crumbs on your toenails. Kev, could you just get rid of that stuf...