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"Come to me, Superman! I defy you! Come and kneel before Zod! Zod!" - General Zod "Guy's a clod. Promises were mad...

"I was depressed, I was confused and I was turning Japanese." - Harry Griswold "At the end of Mercury's next journ...

"Then let's head on down into that cellar and carve ourselves a witch." - Ash "I don't think so. We just cut u...

"...no man, you don't get it. You leave when you're excused. Now say it: P-L-E-A-S-E may I be excused?" - T.J. ...

"All the world will be your enemy, Prince of a Thousand enemies. And when they catch you, they will kill you. But first they must c...

UPDATE**** Sorry I labeled this episode 38... my brain really is fried.  This was ep 39.  I say 38 on the actual episode, but make no mista...

Excelsior Rocknowledgists! I'd like to announce that I have enough sponsors to move forward with the new episodes of Rocknowledgy and it...

A company has pledged to sponsor a portion of the show for one year. That's 12 months, 12 ads on 12 shows for $60. If I get three more...

Alahoyus Rocknowledgists! So, I want to keep doing Rocknowledgy, but the service I use to keep it on iTunes and posted up so everyone can h...

"...and as they both sink beneath the waves, the frog cries out, "Why did you sting me, Mr. Scorpion? For now we both will dro...

"Cold, my ass, he's dead! We killed it. We killed it! *FUCCKKKK YOOOOUUU!!!* - Val "There's no way Walter Chang'...

"You're a tough little bitch, aren't you? I like that. But I don't give second warnings. So consider yourself suspended...

"Look, I know I must look weird to you but how do you think you look to me? Listen, I watched four episodes of "Lassie" b...

"Hell's Kitchen is my neighborhood. I prowl the rooftops and alleyways at night, watching from the darkness. Forever in darknes...