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my buddy Mike Scibetta hit me up last week and told me there was a Thanksgiving movie I had to see. We have always talked about hilarious a...

Alahoyus broskeetos. This was a favorite growing up. Sure there's some totally unbelievable stunts and a couple "why the fuck did...

Damn right! This was one of my favorite flicks growing up... (on Venus). What happened to Disney? They made a lot of movies in the old da...

I'm pretty sure that 99% of you will have never seen or even heard of this one. Partially because its not even really a movie. It was ...

"None of dat nun! None of dat nun!"- Murray "As you can see, we're very weird."- Wills Wow. I actually saw this way...

"Time is evaporatin', Roadie"- Mohammad Johnson "The muscians make it rock but the roadies make it roll!" - Lola ...

"hey, hey, hey, hey-now. Don't be mean; we don't have to be mean, cuz, remember, no matter where you go, there you are."- ...

"you can't piss on hospitality! I won't allow it!"- Dad "christ! your sister Hollie's with that playboy son of th...

Ok. Let's begin. I wanted to reiterate to the people that I've been bagging on some movies lately, like House, and Darkman. Usual...

Alahoyus everyone. Here's another childhood flick that just falls to pieces when watched years later. I remember thinking this was gre...

'You can clean up the mess, but don't touch my coffin."- Django ok, this is totally weird, but this is the 2nd flick I've r...

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getting to jam some tunes lately. wanted to add the flyers up

"When I was little, my father was famous. He was the greatest Samurai in the empire, and he was the Shogun's decapitator. He cut of...

"Mellow greetings. What seems to be your boggle?"- Guard "Rat? This is a rat burger? ...Not bad."- John Spartan "Bu...

"Hair's like a woman. You treat it good and it treats you good. Ain't that right honey? You hear what I'm saying? Yeah, you...

"It's casual"- Tom Drake "It's my hair, isn't it? You don't like my hair."- Harry Alahoyus! Now this is...

Ok, so for the last movie... I got called out for reviewing an awesome/awesome movie... so, the only way to redeem myself was to find and re...