Saturday, August 15, 2009

Valient Thorr Interview in Rolling Stone

yo, here's a link to the pdf file of our first ever interview w/ the elusive Rolling Stone. Rolling Stone caught up with me in Italy, I caught up with him in Australia.

Sunday, August 2, 2009

even more euro tourr pics #5

French BBQ, the reeperbahn whore stores in hamburg, fun with sharpies, and michael jackson died all over the world.

even more euro tourr pics #4

this is my tribute to the whores in Denmark. pretty awesome watchin her work. the crazy cruisin show in stuttgart, and the Porto Rio.

even more euro tourr pics #3

ok, beautiful Porto, Portugal, my biscuits straight from Scotland yall, down by the fish pond in Rimeni, Italy, the beaches in Italy are COMPLETELY covered in chairs and tables. don't even think about building a sand castle. and what the hell, here's a van pic of a real castle in Austria.

even more euro tourr pics #2

duschein like a runner in the night @ gas station in Austria, and Ox 45!, a pac ghost, and a bunch of naughty looking chicks in Ulm. "hey damn hanky! these aren't even talls!"

even more euro tourr pics #1

creepiest dolls ive ever fucking seen in a german gas station, klaus our euro tour manager/ agent/ task master extrordinaire, and some pics from Stoned From The Underground Festival in Erfurt, Germany.

crazy new trailers

just watched a bunch of new trailers. let me start over. First I went to see "MOON" w/ Sam Rockwell, but i got there just in time for the flick and missed the previews... and i HATE missing the previews. The flick was awesome, go see it. So, then I watched a bunch of previews. here's my take:
Fantastic Mr. Fox: i'm there for that one. clooney, bill murray, jason schwartzman, itll rule.
Tron Legacy: ditto. i don't even remember the first one well (but you can bet ill see it this week) but for some reason, even tho this is disney, i think its gonna be awesome.
Ninja Assassin: totally there. haven't seen a good ninja movie in a loooong time. (i mean a new one).
The Invention of Lying: probably won't go see it, but the concept is great, and the cast looks good, so itll probably be pretty rad.
Big Fan: looks totally depressing. no way jose. patton, stick to making me laugh, not cry.
Alice in Wonderland: this looked great until i saw Depp hit the screen, his makeup made me want to punch my laptop. itll still probably be good, but i say that hesitantly.
A Serious Man: i love the Coens, and i dig that these look like unknown actors. but i have no clue if itll suck or not. hard to tell by the preview. looks like a sleeper.
The Box: now, this looks like a pretty creepy flick! totally down. count me in.
I Sell the Dead: im gonna pass on this, but it gets points for having Angus Scrimm, who i think was the fucking "Tall Man" in Phantasm. (yep, he was.)
Halloween II: looks like dogshit.
The Book of Eli: what the fuck is this supposed to be about?
District 9: im in b/c of the alien saying, "i just wanna go home." fucked up.

everything else brand new looks like shit. still waiting on inglorious basterds, and sherlock holmes to wet my appetite. hell, ill even go see where the wild things are. ok, more bad movie reviews soon. ive been without net for toooooo long. chow. down actually. i haven't eaten anything today except a tuna sandwich super early. im starving.