Thursday, March 26, 2009

Houston Hangin


been watchin a ton of flicks here.  Just watched Death Wish this morning.  I love Charles Bronson.  Yesterday we watched Howard the Duck.  It was just released on dvd a few weeks back.  Hasn't been available in years.  And i know why.  George Lucas knows a turd when he smells it.  It was ok as far as bad movies go... and I DO love BAD movies... but this one was a real stinker.  A few things saved it... and Not Jeffrey Jones like youre all thinking...  And I'm sure Tim Robbins still has nightmares about his performance.  Im talking LEA THOMPSON.  What happened to her?  Wheeeew.  It also had some girl duck tits... we were trying to figure out who this movie was marketed to??  Couldn't've been kids... but?!  The 70s and 80s were different.  A "shit" here, a titty shot there... Jason pointed out Bad News Bears as an example... swearing and blatant racism in a kids movie.  Oh well.  Save your 11 bucks and netflixx it.  Tim and Eric Season 2.  GO PURCHASE.  worth every nickel.  "ill bet her taco smells like a dumpster... KABOWSH!"  The dudes watched the 1st harry potter, but I couldn't bring myself to do it.  Just not interested in that little bastard.  ok, what else, well, I'm reading "The Most Beautiful Woman in Town" by Bukowski.  Heavy and amazing.  More on that soon.
Also been thinking about a new tattoo.  Had an hourglass in my mind for a long while.  We shall see.  Here's a little mock up my friend Antone did...

4 comments:

  1. Softcore beastiality porn...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htK2D5J1Y7M

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  2. you should make the bottom parts where they swirl, the lions' tails, with the little furry poofs at the end. just sayin'. btw, i've been working overtime on something for you! i'm so excited about it!

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  3. Valient! The tour pics are hilarious, great job! Looks and sounds like a amazing bunch of shows. Can't wait till your next show up here in Canada. Oh by the by, Charlie Bronson's awesome in, Once Upon a Time in the West.

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  4. Richard Edson was in HtD too... maybe good for a couple cool points.

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