Monday, February 2, 2009

I predict the future- Porn airs during Super Bowl

ok.  here's where i prove my powers.  Last night in tuscon, Arizona, viewers saw 10 seconds of pornography flash on the screen.  This just happens to be the year when everyone has to change their tv to a digital format.  This just happens to be that month.  And so, that means if you don't change your rabbit ears, you won't be able to watch the shows that are on your local stations, after like February 17th...  Ok, who do you think gives the ratings to all those shows that are so popular, but i don't know anyone who watches them, and can't think of how they've been around for so long, like CSI and Law & Order and all their 20 offshoots, or Everyone loves Raymond, or the one with the fat guy who's kind of like Ralph Kramden and he's in a new movie about a mallcop?  I'll tell you who.  Old people.  Older folks who don't give a shit about what they watch, they'll watch whatever's on.  Them, and other people who are too financially burdened to afford cable, and by now could give a shit b/c they've been without it for so long.  They watch those shows.  And a significant portion of these people are gonna be pissed and will not spend money to change it over because of these reasons.  They have been fighting the FCC on this for a while, and now,  I foresee that since this incident happened on a digital format, all the religious right and crazies are going to point and use this as an excuse to say that "satellite pirates are beaming transmissions into our christian homes!"  and through the miracle of this forcing of transition and technology upgrade, more analog pirate stations will arise!  This is a great day for freedom of speech kids!  or maybe i'm just ramblin...

3 comments:

  1. Satellite pirates... that'd make a great song title. I wonder if anyone was recording the Superbowl at that time, I'd like to see a clip of the porn that was shown... you know... for research purposes. Wanna see how raunchy the shit was.

    And yeah, those old guys and poorer people out there are gonna be running into a lot of problems. Really a confusing situation.

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  2. it was just a dude gettin' ready. no german fecal... shit...

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  3. who cares if you're rambling. ramble on...

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